dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 12, 2022

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

by ghostie wah March 25, 2018