It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

gateraid mouth

southern term for mouth for as Gatorade mouth. Parent's put that in kids bottles instead of milk causing tooth decay

Deep in the south kids grow up having gateraid mouth.

by pussyfooting69 March 17, 2019

Mouth Spout

A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources

You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.

So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.

by Lady Goshawke June 2, 2017

Ufa in your mouth

Fuck you in your mouth and use to a close friend only.

Ehh Ufa in your mouth bitch.

by BigUce.S November 30, 2020

First Mouth

Another name for the Belly Button.

- Kaytea F.

Stop playing with my first mouth!

by Let'sTouch July 8, 2018

wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys

Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr

by Shnookywook July 17, 2023

Wonderland Mouth

The human experience rarely finds itself in moments of true & pure Bliss. Moments that are so serendipitous and meaningful that all conscious thought, regard for perception or personal safety, are cast aside, in order to allow a shower of ecstatic and joyful energy to burst threw one's brain. Caused by eating delicious food and reacting, scientists studying this phenomenon have determined that it can only be replicated if a willing participant consumes frozen food to induce brain freeze at the exact moment of sexual orgasm, whilst simultaneously have both ear canals stimulated with cotton tips. Often seen during the sampling of new food groups or during food eating hypnosis, it is commonly known to produce visions that have been described as versions of the Northern Lights. At times, people in the middle of a Wonderland Mouth will shout out loud, aggressively describing the Northern Lights, at the same time as convulsing on the floor, in a semi break dance, urinating and orgasming at once. Officials at the Vatican have recently been called to various locations around the world in order to perform exorcisms on people, only to determine they were not possessed, but merely having a prolonged Wonderland Mouth experience. Like during an epileptic fit, onlookers should not stop the Wonderland Mouth from taking place, instead create space around the person, moving dangerous items from the vicinity, to allow the episode to run its course until it finishes.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? Phil just tried this new Smoothie and had a freeken mental Wonderland Mouth"

"Dave it's Brian here, can you come down to level two as quick as possible, and bring the mop and slippery when wet signs. Some guys just had a super messy Wonderland Mouth event in front of the sports store entrance"

"It's true, he drank the drink, his eyes rolled back in his head, he started talking in tongues and had THE LOUDEST Wonderland Mouth I've even seen"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 4, 2025