Josh, Blent, or Logan

These are three names that all men can be categorized into. Those who are determined to be a Josh carry the characteristics of all 'J' name- negative connotation to these names and can never be a positive experience for a girl. A Blent isn't for everyone- has an underlying cocky ego that may not present itself at first but is blindingly obvious once noticed. Blent's aren't the brightest of the bunch and don't necessarily mean to do harm. Logan's are normal people that know how to treat people with respect and have rational and mature mindsets.
"Are they a Josh, Blent, or Logan?"
"Oh he seems to definitely be a Blent, kind of obsessed with himself."
by moneybigdickweed November 22, 2021
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 08, 2024
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