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Juicy Face

Also commonly known as a meathead, a person who likes to work out and brag about his muscles. Also breaks chairs and reminds you of abnormally large sour patch kids or starbursts.

Additionally, chews juicy fruit and plays drums.
Man, Styles is such a Juicy Face...all he ever talks about is lifting.
by captainvictorious April 3, 2011
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Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...
Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!
by dc2matthew April 28, 2011
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Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!
by pliskin64 December 8, 2010
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Face Soup

When you beat someone's face in so the back of the head becomes a bowl like figure and the face becomes essentially soup, kind of like Campbells Chunky. Usually you would be straddling this person while they are lying on their back.
by YourFace=Soup September 15, 2010
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face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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face jizzer

Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.
Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer
by Cum and Get It July 22, 2010
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Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted
Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.
by ride the wave November 5, 2010
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