Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

Donna's Car

A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.

"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"

Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."

by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020

Car

A metal thing that you can sit inside and drive. It also sometimes has wheels.

“Lower your car,” they said.
“It’ll be fun,” they said.

by UltG7 November 18, 2021

car

meme slang for "cat"

"oh look what a silly car", meaning "oh look what a silly cat"

by axeldaxel June 1, 2024

American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

by Janey March 21, 2024

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021

Get In The Car

A game in which Jordan is made to (against his will) get into someones car.

Donovan likes to play get in the car.

by babygrowboy January 20, 2020