Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

pocket pedo

someone five years older than someone whilst still being quite young being under the age of 30

that young man is a pocket pedo

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

wumble pocket

A polite way to say vagina. Usually said by Victorian Englishmen through thick mustaches

Excuse me madam. But might I sample your wumble pocket.

by undeadlink July 20, 2016

God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).

Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?

by Cummo January 7, 2022

Pocket Character

A character you use during a certain matchup that your main/secondary main characters struggle with.

“My Scorpian can’t beat there Kotal Kahn, Im gonna use my pocket character!”

by Arttbruh July 31, 2022

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018

Pocket pussy

Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022