Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance

me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance

by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021

Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.

Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

deep pocket monster

A pokemon tuber with a big no audience

Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster

Other one no.

by V1nce good tuber May 1, 2022

pocket sando

When one places an oily sandwich in anothers unworn jacket that is resting on a chair with the hopes that he will unknowingly put it on and walk away without realizing.

"Look at Baby Legs, that dude's got a sando in his pocket"

by C Dog April 16, 2004