Happiness

Happiness is imaginary

You'll never feel happiness

by Dildorider99 November 22, 2021

happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

psycho boy happy

The state of being as happy as a lunatic.

"When I found out I had won a new car, I went psycho boy happy!"

by psychoboyhappy April 3, 2008

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

Fat And Happy

The term used to describe the structure of phalic organs of men that are large and wide.

That man really has a fat and happy dong, i bet he gets mad women

by CoolKid66642069 June 16, 2019