Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

Mana fucked

When you're playing MTG and you don't get the lands you need to play your spells.

I would love to play my new Nicol Bolas Planes walker, but I can't even get it out, cuz I'm mana fucked.

by GizmoMika December 10, 2025

doo doo faced

an unattractive person, ugly

You are a doo doo faced person.

by Kurtiz the Kid September 26, 2012

Four shades of fucked

When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is

Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it

by dutch1642 August 26, 2013

three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus

1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."

by #katface April 21, 2014

jimety cricked fucked

The act of being mentally analy raped because you fucked up so bad that you couldn't come up with those 36 dollars

We're jimety cricked fucked if we don't come up with those 36 dollars

by TheBlackWhiteGuy November 9, 2014

four oh fucked

Driving on California Interstate 405, a major North-South connector in Southern California/Los Angeles West side, & being stalled in heavy commuter traffic often tripling commute duration.

"Are you on your way home?"
"Yeah but I'm four oh fucked right now near the Getty"
"Okay, I'll save you leftovers."

by Biobravo May 16, 2014