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facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
by soapy pickle November 4, 2013
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Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.
She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
by GQDK December 4, 2014
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Down To Facebook

Derived From The Phrase "DTF". The Acceptance Of A Stranger On Facebook For Networking, Friendship, Or Even Dating Reasons.
Girl: Dang! Who Is This Cute Guy Requesting To Be Friends. Im So Down To Facebook With Him.

Or,

(Guy At Computer Looking At Friends Facebook Page)
Whoa! That's Your Sister? Bro I Am So Down To Facebook With Her.
by choncheez May 6, 2011
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Facebook Official Relationship

When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!
by Maziac August 24, 2010
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I suck at facebook

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.
I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook
by eddie dounn January 23, 2009
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Facebook Chat Cheating

This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
by Kotnusfreak June 8, 2011
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facebook license plate

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate
by Sober Summer June 25, 2010
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