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face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!
by pliskin64 December 8, 2010
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Onion Face

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.
Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."
by PT1906 January 7, 2012
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Kanye Face

To walk around with a dead expressionless look on your face

To show no emotions whatsoever, making impossible for people to know if your mad, happy, upset, hungry, horny, or angry. But making it obvious that you are bugged about something.
Damn bruh, look at Mark always walking around with a fuckin Kanye Face and shit, whats his deal?

Ever since Beth rejected Mark to be with him, he's had Kanye Face all week.

Whats with Mark? Oh, we didn't hit him up to chill with us last night so now he has hella Kanye Face cause he's mad.
by JayyFukk09 February 16, 2017
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filter face

An average-to-unattractive person who relies on social media photo filters to drastically improve his/her appearance.
"I was excited to meet that girl from OkCupid - she looked SO hot in her pictures - but she turned out to be a real filter face. Total disappointment."

"Sure, his new girlfriend looks pretty on Instagram, but have you met her? She's got a serious case of filter face."

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on filter face.
Tai: What's a filter face?
Cher: It's better in pictures, see? On social media, it's OK, but in-person, it's a big old mess.
by okk385 May 27, 2014
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retardo face

1. n. Used to personally insult certain people who have a misshaped face similar to any sort of mentally retarded person.

2. n. Used to insult one's intelligence.
1: "Dude! You have a fucked up retardo face!"

2: "The answer is not 64, it's 23, retardo face!"
by Foxhunt February 11, 2006
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Blowfish Face

The face a woman makes as her cheeks swell up when a man ejaculates a large amount im her mouth while performing oral sex.
You should have seen the blowfish face Susan made when I came in her mouth, I can't believe she didn't t gag.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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