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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022
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31 Drunk

The type of drunk you get after playing softball in the sun all day while sipping Twisted Tea or pounding Crown Royal Peach. This type of drunk includes the possibility of pissing yourself or vomiting on field 31 and a late night trip to the Waffle House where a twerking competition may break out.
by Anamnidacole July 13, 2022
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Lonely Drunk

a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!
Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.
by billyeggroll July 19, 2022
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Wrexham Drunk

The state of inebriation which all Wrexham natives can reach. It is unmatched.
I got 'Wrexham Drunk' the other night, locked myself out the hotel room starkers, pissed on the carpet and went to reception to steal the spare key
by Who or What? July 24, 2022
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Maná Drunken Circle

When drunken Latinos, primarily Mexicans, in a club or party form a dancing circle by embracing each other arm-to-arm, as soon as a fast Maná song starts playing.
Clavado En Un Bar by Maná is starting...look over there...those Mexicans are about to start a Maná Drunken Circle.
by FrankieSanz July 28, 2022
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The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.
The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022
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