dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

dad reveal

when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad

mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3

by miasquid7g6l June 10, 2024

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

by ghostie wah March 25, 2018