Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

gassin beers

Just flat out chugging or crushing beers

Bro, I was gassin beers last night and got completely tore up!

by Brosephguay May 8, 2018

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.

Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.

by roddy- December 12, 2023

Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.

Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!

by TD126 December 11, 2023

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Beer Up

Beer Up - v. To put as many beers as possible on one's person, such as in pockets, for the purpose of having as many beers as possible ready to drink or gift on as short a notice as possible. Typically done when one arrives at the party.

I gotta beer up before the hike.

by Raul Menendez January 29, 2017