An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
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by Boersma July 1, 2005
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by FullTimeGent September 15, 2014
Get the Anal Full Nelsonmug. An extremely volatile expulsion of bodily fluids and or particles from one's anus. Usually done onto another individual's chest or face.
Dude what's that smell?
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The fuck?
Yea, and that was four months ago.
Well, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try an Anal Atom Bomb, she was naked so I just went with it.
The fuck?
Yea, and that was four months ago.
by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010
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'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'
by mtotheo February 1, 2005
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