Apple

Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022

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Solidified apple cider

That apple taste just like apple cider！

by NPE_UD October 26, 2022

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oh u looked up apple ? see i call wide people apples .

me :u see dat apple ova der 😂
sb : yh she big asfk omk

by k.my'kira March 14, 2023

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Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)

I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG

by goldennggr July 18, 2022

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Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

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