by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021
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by Paige9622 August 31, 2018
Get the Sperm and Eggs mug.A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016
Get the Crack of the egg mug.Josh: "Hey, go to SoundCloud real quick."
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"
by anonymous May 7, 2023
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Get the I can’t let my eggs burn mug.Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares
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