tom-loop

unintentional infinite loops

Oh, you made another tom-loop

by loopsterloo June 21, 2022

tom

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by namealreadytakenlol March 18, 2021

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.

Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?

by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015

Tom

Tom is the hottest boy in the world. He has brown fluffy hair and curtain bangs that are flawless 24/7. He smells fresh and irresistible. As he confidently walks with his long tan legs that aren't too hairy, a mesmerizing scent follows him. When he walks into a room, everyone's head turns to see his sparkling cinnamon eyes, his hand running through his soft fluffy hair and experience the scent. He has the best music taste that consists of Travis Scott, XXXTENTACION, Tyler the Creator, Drake, Frank Ocean, and Eminem. His brother also has great music taste and a likeable personality. Tom plays volleyball and is athletic. Overall, Tom is an amazing friend and boyfriend, you should keep him in your life.

"hey are you free today"
"nah, im busy."
"why"

"meeting Tom in his bedroom tonight"
"OooOOooO"
😏🫦💋🥵🌶️🔥🍆

by Tallana Gray April 1, 2024