When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.
She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
by GQDK December 05, 2014
by soapy pickle November 05, 2013
an expression used by an asocial person who joined facebook just for the heck of it or maybe peer pressure but repeatedly deactivates his account as he is depressed by the prevalent dumbfucksia in facebook which throttles his creativity and sanity.
what one does outta frustration when repeated cold-fingering on facebook is just not enough to show the people who come up with idiotic or melodramatic status that they are just being morons.
what one does outta frustration when repeated cold-fingering on facebook is just not enough to show the people who come up with idiotic or melodramatic status that they are just being morons.
KD's new status reads "Gonna stay alone 4rm now on.... than laugh with da people who hate you but acts like dey love you"..dude,cant take this melodrama anymore .i am so outta facebook again! or m gonna jump off the roof..
by fossilgrl June 02, 2011
When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!
by Maziac August 24, 2010
by eddie dounn January 23, 2009
This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
by Kotnusfreak May 14, 2011
When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"
Sam: "No!"
Matt: "Why?"
Sam: "Facebook first rights!"
Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
Sam: "No!"
Matt: "Why?"
Sam: "Facebook first rights!"
Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
by Kip Magnum April 15, 2011