Happy Sending

The act of giving your significant other an orgasm, preferably through oral sex, just prior to them leaving for work.

While walking to his car, John had the look of delight after Mary dropped to her knees and gave him a Happy Sending.

by GhostRiderNC April 25, 2025

Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.

My friend Wyeth is happy feet

by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024

Happy

Be happy you saf sap!

Girl 1: Im sad
Girl 2: Then just be happy!

by SappySal November 1, 2020

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

psycho boy happy

The state of being as happy as a lunatic.

"When I found out I had won a new car, I went psycho boy happy!"

by psychoboyhappy April 3, 2008

happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023