Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 19, 2025

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 31, 2021

KAILI IS DEAD

KAILI IS DEAD is a youtube comment meme where you shout KAILI IS DEAD when someone leaves a comment thread

Guy 1: screw you jerks I'm leaving.
Guy 2: KAILI IS DEAD OHHHH!!!!!

by Hugh B. Neutron's Account February 05, 2017

Dead Ant

A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.

Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Dying dead bones dust

You are so defeated you not only die but go all the way back to dirt.
Can also be used when someone wheezes their lungs out

'Someone in vc wheezes so hard that they break their voice'
" bro he straight went dying dead bones dust"

by Astralius February 08, 2022

Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020