Tits Magee

Person who eats alot and likes Dtraill.
We call Kristen Magee Tits Magee.
by MGEEZY973 October 23, 2006
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bitch tits

square mannish breast on butch women.
"You are such mole Cheryl. Take you and your bitch tits somewhere else would ya!"
by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004
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midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child
"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"
by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010
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Saggy tits

A poo that has got scatty tits also ur nan probably has them also I like to succc on juicy saggy tits
NaN:will u succc my saggy tits plz
Me:of course boi that would be splendid my darling

NaN:oooouuuu aahhh yummy
by Bxdndnxjxb February 17, 2019
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Tits McJackson

The female individual in any immediate vicinity with the largest TITS! Especially a nightclub or a party.
D: Hey did you see who just walked in?

J: Yeah man looks like Tits McJackson finally got here.
by OJdaJu February 10, 2011
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knee tits

Larger than average people with fat legs have overhanging lard on the inner knee area that resemble breasts.
by Breardog March 02, 2016
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tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
by ChiefBomb March 23, 2015
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