by MGEEZY973 October 23, 2006
by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004
"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"
guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"
guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"
by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010
A poo that has got scatty tits also ur nan probably has them also I like to succc on juicy saggy tits
NaN:will u succc my saggy tits plz
Me:of course boi that would be splendid my darling
NaN:oooouuuu aahhh yummy
Me:of course boi that would be splendid my darling
NaN:oooouuuu aahhh yummy
by Bxdndnxjxb February 17, 2019
The female individual in any immediate vicinity with the largest TITS! Especially a nightclub or a party.
by OJdaJu February 10, 2011
Larger than average people with fat legs have overhanging lard on the inner knee area that resemble breasts.
by Breardog March 02, 2016
The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.
My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.
by ChiefBomb March 23, 2015