Time Travel

To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:

"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"

Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.

Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.

by TedV48 March 20, 2008

time bomb

When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.

Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her

Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!

by duckfacehater#1 September 20, 2010

oppa time

lame, unorganized, no fun, period of time

dannggg that oppa time was cheeapp!

by guesswho??????????? May 7, 2007

Table Time

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.

Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

Good times

phrase refering to any situation. not limited to good situations. also used for filling akward silences.

Oh you got herpies, well good times right

by Tom mclennen November 20, 2003

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

potty time

When somebody falls asleep drunk on the shitter and leaves the door open for everyone to take a picture of

Chris Mell fell asleep on the shitter at Pauls house. What a sloppy potty timer.

by Bush Daddy June 5, 2005