Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob

Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!

by GiolaBear September 3, 2017

Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.

Wow, he is doing the Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

by BigCOCKDADDY! August 2, 2020

national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ April 24, 2023

go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.

Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.

by 9Daggers July 26, 2023

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 24, 2021

Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.

Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.

by Ausllyology January 18, 2019