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WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.
Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
school by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025
A concentration camp filled with fucking bullshit where you only learn how to behave, or you get a fucking detention
Person 1: What’s that over there? Is it a school?
Person 2: No, it’s a concentration camp
School by What.is.this.bullshit504 November 27, 2025
A place where students are required to wear sailor uniform, whilst at the same time not being allowed to spit out sailor language
Walking into school in my sailor uniform felt great, but I had to remember: no sailor language allowed, or I'd end up in detention!
school by Emotional Cruiser January 6, 2026
A place where students are forced to stay for hours upon hours in which they are forced to do schoolwork and are forced to socialize with annoying kids
Student: I hate school
Teachers: yeah we don't care
School by user #3342 February 5, 2026
Literally something we don’t have to go to but weekends save us from it
Nobody: I love school!

Interviewer: get out, please.
School by Spacefishes March 16, 2026
12 years of restriction of something none of us ever want to do. the beginning of kindergarten is a trap to thinking that school is the best, most entertaining place ever, before reaching later grades and realizing this is pure shit. a disguised representation of a prison.
person: "hey, how was school?"
"hell"
school by covaa. May 4, 2026