by samsosexy June 6, 2025
Get the sam jonesmug. Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.
Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.
by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020
Get the sam johnsonmug. (Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.
Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018
Get the Sammug. A violent and badass girl. She has a really sarcastic/sarchotic and dark sense of humor so many people can dislike her, but she gives the best advice. She also has a sporty/tomboy personality and can kick your ass if she wants to. She rarely smiles and has the world’s scariest death stare. She is very smart so gets annoyed by dumb things that girls do. She prefers the company of annoying boys rather than prissy girls. Sam would rather break stuff, go skateboarding and play Assassin’s Creed rather than hang out with girls at the mall, wear makeup and go for girly sleepovers. She likes rock, rap and emo pop compared to stupid, slow love songs. She has grown up with 4 brothers/ cousin brothers so she knows how to deal with dumbass boys.
Sam is AMAZING.
by Jospixnajaopamx February 27, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Harvlife February 12, 2021
Get the Sammug.