Mute Ringo's Mic

A concept that refers to back-up instrument players with their microphones being muted. They will be shown singing and playing their drums, piano, or guitar and singing back-up for the lead singer. However they probably don't sing very well, so the lead singer mutes their microphone to insure a good overall performance. We use Ringo Star as an example because he is the least preferred of any of the Beatles and he had the worst singing voice of any of them.

Lead singer 1: Dude our drummer has such a bad voice

Lead singer 2: Yeah, why do we give him a microphone anyway?

Lead singer 1: I don't know but we should mute Ringo's mic.

Lead singer 2: Hah, so he'll think he's singing when he's really not?

Lead singer 1: Exactly!

by hedecky May 30, 2011

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

till ringer

a professional doing unnecessary things that costs the client more money

your attorney is a till ringer

by garyk August 2, 2012

dirty ringer

A dirty bum hole from a messy poo. Ringer meaning anus

I've just had a big poo. It stinks. Whow! I've got a dirty ringer

by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013

blowing rings

When someones is blowing smoke in the shape of a round rings

Me and jo were smokeing hookah and I was blowing rings non-stop

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mud ringer

That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked

Alexey is a mud ringer

by Kim02 December 2, 2016

Stank Ringmaster

A pimp with a bunch of Stanky Hoes

Dude don't use that pimp hes a Stank Ringmaster

by Fuckabee February 19, 2017