Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

Money Motive Records

A Upcoming Record Label

1. Did you hear that new banger Money Motive Records made

2. Oh shit this is gonna be fire MMR's on the song

by The1Ten December 06, 2016

Love Your Money

We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}

We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do

We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}

We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)

Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money

by Gothic Miscreant October 23, 2023

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once

Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit

by Green Fugg Ninja January 01, 2025

J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.

Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.

by Nippy007 April 30, 2024

half money

Half of an amount of money

Hey man I’ll pay you back half money

by Idontkniwwhatmynameshouldbe December 07, 2017