Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him

jake cota is hot

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020

Jake Paul

Somebody who thinks he can box but doesn't want to fight real boxers

Person: who's your favorite boxer kid
Kid:Jake paul
Person:💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Kid:😵

by Bo beisty December 31, 2021

Jake

A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.

Jake is so cool!

by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022

Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉

Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!

by Buttcheek bash November 13, 2019

Jake

Perfection

Jake is the definition of perfection

by Gossipgirlbwxoxo November 22, 2021

Jake Paul

Dillon Danis’s bitch.

Jake Paul has been known for many years as Dillons bitch.

by Worldwide facts January 26, 2021