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Melissa High School 

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there
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Ouran High School Host Club

Kiss kiss~

Fall in love!

That's it.
Ouran High School Host Club in a nutshell-
Twins - Hey where's all of the fans?
Tamaki - Well let's call them!
Host club - Kiss kiss-
Fans - FALL IN LOVE!

Kyoya - There they are.

East Rowan High School 

A school full of kids who think they're gay, sluts, people who write the n-word on bathroom doors, vape-gods, yee-yee rednecks and ghetto white kids.
Yo dude!
I love me some powerpoints and lecturin' here at fuckin east rowan high school

Desoto High School 

(ROBLOX ONE, NOT THE TEXAS ONE) Some wacky ass school on Roblox where black gangsters meet up every weekday to help lower their GPA so their only college option is DeVry. Most kids here find fighting funny, and glitch out of the clasrooms. I don't know how the fuck this place isn't taken down by Roblox, possibly because they smoke crack with DeSoto's developers. Their mascot is an eagle, like 5,000 other schools in America.
Desoto high school is a shit hole- The one on roblox, not the one in Texas.

marana high school 

A school where the kids are higher than their grades
The kid is a stoney baloney, he must go to Marana High School
marana high school by YG Kappa December 2, 2014

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.
“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”
St. Martin High by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population
"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."