hairy oyster 

the female genitalia

i was eating her hairy oyster

hairy oyster by tmfnd September 23, 2007

hairy edge

To be on the brink...

I'm on the hairy edge of insanity!

hairy edge by David Jez July 28, 2006

Ed Hardy 

The ugliest clothing line, EVER. It's an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (fucking gothic). I don't give a fuck how expensive the clothes are - you look like a douchebag.

GothicBoy - Hey, where did you get your hoody? Hot Topic?

Wannabe - No! It's Ed Hardy. I got it online for $175! That's not including 1 day shipping!

Ed Hardy by HuMM3R October 11, 2008

Hairy Clam 

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

Hairy Clam by John R December 3, 2003

hardy 

its either someone or something hardcore or something is hardy as in funny

"dude that was so hardy, that guy is insane"

" dude thats so hardy"(as in laughing hardy har har)

hardy by Lou LouLouBoo December 27, 2007

hairy toffee 

Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.

I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee

hairy toffee by Monkeysutra September 14, 2008

Hairy Hound 

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

Hairy Hound by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007