dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

a mythical creacher that is the male equavulat of mom

when is dad going to bring milk it has been 17 years?

by Someone in the way March 28, 2023

Your dad

Your dad

Your dad

by Reuked Your Dad Gaming May 12, 2022

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman

I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.

by MinDATucker October 29, 2018

Sad Dad

Nope. Fuck your kids bitch.

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025