Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 4, 2022

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025