Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

by ghostie wah March 25, 2018

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

dad reveal

when you are going to reveal one of your dads that nobody knows about, especially if you have more than one dad

mia: dad reveal
dad 6: omg shut up you're never gonna reveal dad 3

by miasquid7g6l June 10, 2024

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 7, 2022