yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.

"Airman Turd got his Big Chicken Sandwich yeasterday."

by Embuste September 17, 2007

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

Homie Sandwich

When you and and your homie DP a girl between you.

Sam: “Yo wanna make a Homie Sandwich with yo girl?”

Josh: “Sure thing my homie!”

by Homiesexual135 February 7, 2022

Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 17, 2024

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025