Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!

Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!

by Mahrufur February 28, 2024

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Happy

A chemical called dopamine eat foods rich in tyrosine which is a amino acid. Tyrosine goes to your brain and the neurons that make dopamine will turn it into dopamine with the help of other enzymes.

Guy 1: I need to eat Parmesan cheese because its rich in tyrosine and tyrosine makes dopamine which is what makes you happy.
Guy 2: What nobody talks like that.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 8, 2020

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

Happy

A feeling that which Faheem Mohammed is not allowed to feel.

You think I’m happy?

by D_Plantain_Tief March 7, 2023

halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018