apple intelligence

apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.

apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025

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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.

Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?

by bw6984 September 11, 2025

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Slave Apple

A shiny red ball gag.

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.

by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025

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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

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Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

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