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Apple sus

Something you say when you don't know what to say

When you don't know how to say "Apple sauce"
by colynoly July 6, 2022
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
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Apple

I thought everybody knows what Apple is...
Apple is a company that sells electronics and roast other types of phones despite all the bugs, errors in their products. And they have a mean af virtual assistant named Siri who doesn't do stuff she is told too. And there's a high chance that you are using one of their products.
by baboon using a laptop June 15, 2019
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apple whackies

Unknown drug taken by truck drivers referenced in king of the hill TV show season 8 episode 7.
What were you gulping on reds, bennies, apple whackiest?
by Master Baiter 4sure March 16, 2025
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Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more
Mother, may I have a apple please?
by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023
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Apple

"hey,don't eat that!"
"It's just an apple dude"
crunchmunch
by ghosttownlove January 24, 2018
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
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