by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025
Get the apple mathmug. A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.
Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"
Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll
Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll
by DutchBeats May 3, 2011
Get the Johny Apple Swollmug. 
by Queen Onion March 18, 2020
Get the apple pie a la mopemug. When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
Get the Chemical Applemug. A apple is a anime girl that loves school and reading , she lives in a fancy mansion that her dad bought with piinuiirqhhuy moNey deeds
"apple senpai!!"
said Y/n
"hey Y/n"
said apple senpai
"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n
"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n
said Y/n
"hey Y/n"
said apple senpai
"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n
"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n
by Mon bunni girl May 28, 2021
Get the applemug. A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.
by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022
Get the Applemug.