Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

Straight Mac

When something is really good.

Yo that outfit is Straight MAC

by Kingawesome3001 September 11, 2019

Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)

things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

by Jacoby84 January 9, 2017

digging straight down

a minecraft sin

person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO

person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide

by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019

small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"

"You have small straight"

by Exterminate_all_thots May 14, 2018

Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017