79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B

try to insert this hex code in hexedit and see what happens :)

answer by scrolling down

This is a encrypted message that means "you have a little c**k but in encrypted hex
transforming into the hex code 79 6F 57 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 6C 69 65 20 63 6F 63 6B.

WARNING: this post is only for fun, not made to offend someone.

by mister camera November 21, 2023

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes

International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.

by CrissyIo June 26, 2024

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating

"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024

USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.

They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

by Teafo November 28, 2024

lil bro was born in 2024

bro missed everything 😭🙏

"lil bro was born in 2024, gta vi announcement older than bro"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

ΜΔŦҜŴVŞƗĐŇ€¥ŞØΩĦŴĦŴỮ₣ØVƗǤ€Ħ&2835$|^#~}∑!~$*_?^~+|~>ĴĐỮŞҜ€ǤŴ

If you type ΜΔŦҜŴVŞƗĐŇ€¥ŞØΩĦŴĦŴỮ₣ØVƗǤ€Ħ&2835$|^#~}∑!~$*_?^~+|~>ĴĐỮŞҜ€ǤŴ into urban dictionary search, you'll get a bunch of weird definitions. Some got to do with among us and all were made at around july 2021.

Person 1- "Hey bro, I'll type If you type ΜΔŦҜŴVŞƗĐŇ€¥ŞØΩĦŴĦŴỮ₣ØVƗǤ€Ħ&2835$|^#~}∑!~$*_?^~+|~>ĴĐỮŞҜ€ǤŴ into urban dictionary search, you'll get a lobotomy."
Person 2- "Huh? Let me try!"
*Person 2 killed themself after.*

by iAmARedBird December 18, 2024