When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020
Get the Egg toemug. by Grungetears January 1, 2019
Get the Eggmug. When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.
so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...
by harper reid April 19, 2017
Get the Fudge Eggmug. Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 May 13, 2011
Get the Who shit in your easter eggmug. When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
Get the Keester egg huntmug. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the the water that hardens the egg softens the potatomug. A type of Egg that you get in a Pokemon Game, and When you hatch it, it will Crash and Freeze the Game.
by PokemonBlastoiseCharizard2233 April 17, 2022
Get the Bad Eggmug.