Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

pansy power

1. The expression of force from those believed by others, or themselves, to be weak.

2. The force exerted is itself weak.

3. The battlecry of the empowered weaklings.

"I thought I could not lift it but I exploded with pansy power".

"His 25 lb deadlift was total pansy power".

"PANSY POWER"!

by SpartaCat July 22, 2011

Power Corner

A dominate cuck. Adding aggressive commentary when someone fucks your wife.

Man, Aidan invited me over to fuck his wife, but he was a power corner the whole time so it took me a while to finish.

by n8thanial November 16, 2017

power-grudge

when you dislike a person or a group of people in power.

when your manager tells you what to do and you reply with “hold on i got a power-grudge bro”

by lil bro 😎 November 27, 2023

Power Carve

Verb
a type of manual locomotion whereby a person can propel a kick scooter (or similar device), without using their feet (or anything else) to swipe the pavement, all by manipulating his/her weight and cutting the handlebars back and forth (first demonstrated by “The T-Guy” on YouTube)

Dave crushed the longest glide competition on his Razor scooter when he ripped out a power carve at the end, pushing out an ever increasing distance until the judges, out of frustration, asked him to “stop”.

by goose_on_a_roof November 21, 2023

power up

To proceed to howl insanely like a beserked wolf in the face of passers by as you drive back from Tenkai. It is the ONLY way to achieve enlightenment amongst world pwnters. Note, there is a "sub-level" incantation of this act, which is only utilised by quenks, jippos, human trash etc (a.k.a Ray). It is termed "Bower arp" and simply goes to infuriate OCP Directors.

Power Up!! arrroooo oooo awoooo oooo woooo

by Bob Morten July 23, 2008

Power Blap

When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.

During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.

Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021