Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah March 19, 2016

Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.

Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn

by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021

potato

Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.

That potato is going to overheat before it makes it to the top of Angeles Crest.

by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021

Butt Potato

Noun.

1. Poo

I'm going for a butt potato

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.

Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017