we don't need the whistling james 

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

we don't need the whistling james by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003

The Chip Jip 

When you expect a much larger amount of chips in your bag, so you become upset at the fact that the bag is less than half full.

"Man, I got the chip jip today when I bought a bag of Doritos."

The Chip Jip by kacemugs September 5, 2009

The Next Jimi Hendrix 

the title you give to your freind that can kinda play guitar.

dude , jake is amazing at guitar i swear to god he's the next jimi hendrix.

The Next Jimi Hendrix by dogggyyyssstyle November 30, 2010

TLJ (the last Jedi) 

Referring to a movie that has ended/destroyed/decimated an entire franchise.

“Dude I was kinda on board with the Star Wars universe but then came TLJ (the last Jedi) and I plucked out my eyes with a spoon.”

TLJ (the last Jedi) by Cheesefunnel November 17, 2022

hand in the cookie jar 

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering

1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"

hand in the cookie jar by themostpeppermentofcanes November 8, 2015

The Quincey Jones Whistlebox 

Circumsizing Quincey Jones and then buzzing through the foreskin, thus creating a pleasant Kazoo-like sound.

Sho Nuff! when my girl plays me that Quincey Jones Whistlebox it gets my juices running.

The Quincey Jones Whistlebox by John Whittaker February 12, 2004