egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

SunnyScrambledUp egg

Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.

Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020

Egg

Squishy

“Oi squishy you egg”

by DevilsCreation April 21, 2019

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs

Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023

Egg

Small little yolk infested prison.
Can hold many beings such as chicken, bird, insect, and more.
Some egg consumable, why other aren't.
Is good with breakfast, as well as making other food, like cake.

Guy: "Hey, you want egg during trying time?"
Girl: "Yes, I want egg for trying time."
Guy: "Too bad."
Girl: "What, you egg?" She stabs him.

by PrismMaster24 November 6, 2019