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CRACK BAE

It's a girl who likes to do drugs, and chill with her ,like, male partner and his male friends. And his friends just seem, like, chill with her. Usually wears- cute makeup, nail polish, one or two tattoos and/or dyed hair.

- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C
Guy 1: "yeah my girlfriend's a crack bae, but it's cool cause i get to like smoke weed with her and stuff"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."

Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"
by Chazza G November 10, 2021
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cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular
Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs
by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010
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Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.
I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.
by NopeNah November 7, 2019
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Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
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Crack Scale

A metric scale that goes to the hundredths place.
Yo weigh out 3.25 on that crack scale.
by Werdnozbiggie January 15, 2020
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Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
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