Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 09, 2022

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 25, 2021

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 04, 2020

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc June 26, 2017

suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller

Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller

by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019

suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.

Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO

by Dildy face December 17, 2017

Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 20, 2020