when you ball so hard you end up beginning to edge yourself but you accidentally explode all over your monitor while playing on the OG fortnite map
I Ball so Hard.
by OGfortniteFanumfingering November 09, 2023
son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man
by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022
by idorandomword November 15, 2019
Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
by gaybruh November 04, 2022
F5 is a computer shortcut that refreshes the internet browser. So just pretend you are the internet browser..
** Very hot climate! **
Hydrated person: Hey man, would you like a chilled can of pop
Dehydrated person: O....(gasping for air)...MG yuus
Dehydrated person: **skulls the entire can in seconds**
Previously Dehydrated person: MAN THAT WAS 'SO F5!'
Hydrated person: Hey man, would you like a chilled can of pop
Dehydrated person: O....(gasping for air)...MG yuus
Dehydrated person: **skulls the entire can in seconds**
Previously Dehydrated person: MAN THAT WAS 'SO F5!'
by EliOREOcharlie February 22, 2011
i gess so this is love
by doggy dude October 07, 2021