Riding the bus

Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.

Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.

by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009

high riding

when your pants are so high it's not even funny .

black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .

by 101niggajk November 16, 2010

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

trail riding

Upon being intimate with your significant other, trail riding is when you rub your genitals between their butt cheeks.

The other day got pretty heated between Greg and I, during foreplay he began trail riding me without even asking... NOT COOL but low-key kinda liked it.

by Greg's Brother November 30, 2024

TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride

this is what you see in roblox when sommbody try's to fucking skam you its not real go cry about it that you lost you're robux

roblox chat:
(scammer):TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride
(smart-player):no
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): O: ABC OMG OMG
(scammer): just give me all youre robux
(smart-player): dont do it
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): TAKE MY MONEY
(scammer): haha thanks bye
(game): scammer left the game
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child):WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA

(smart-player): told you

by dirtnoob December 27, 2021

Riding Dirty

The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.

Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.

by Jjilas July 8, 2018