PAUL JANIUK

DOES NOT RULE

YOU'RE SUCH A PAUL JANIUK.

by GODSRIGHTHANDMAN December 06, 2010

Paul O’Shea

Strongest man alive, thousand year heavy champion, great gamer, the devil fears him

Devil: oh no it’s Paul O’Shea run for ur lives

by Hdbdjdj May 23, 2022

Paul Di'Anno

Iron Maiden's most sexy lead vocalist

Paul Di'Anno is the most sexy man alive

by PaulDiannosHarlot December 05, 2023

Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Paul Scholes

a Manchester United legend turned pundit who has a habit of sucking on his daughter's crusty feet.

Kid: 'man ur like Paul Scholes before he retired, after is a different story..."

by RiahSparrow January 20, 2024

Pierson Paul

He’s funny and really sweet

I like Pierson Paul he’s funny and really sweet

by Jdhsbzjab March 12, 2021

Paul Goding

Paul Goding AKA mr salad fingers the whitest person you will ever see one shade behind death Smokes so much his eyes look permanently stoned often has many sick days due to his diet of weed and energy drinks

Paul Goding isn't in today probably smoking that good shit till late

by Me weed smoker April 27, 2020