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Knuckle one off

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009
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scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.
by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009
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Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results
I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go
by jjdash January 6, 2011
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Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011
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One-Man Slut

A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk August 12, 2017
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One Punch Man

A bald guy named Saitama, who is a hero for fun and he can technically kill people, aliens or whatever he's fighting with - like the car alien- with one punch. He has a "student" named Genos and he's a cyborg, they applied for the hero association and their names are "Bald Cape" and "Demon Cyborg"

It's a very awesome, lit, funny anime so you should watch it.
How to be One Punch Man 101:
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km run EVERY DAY
by TheDicer44 May 28, 2019
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